I know it’s a little after the fact, but I found this Optimus Prime card at a Papyrus near my house when I was shopping for a Father’s Day card. It’s actually an American Greetings card that somehow made it’s way from that store to the shelf in Papyrus. AND IT TALKS! Click below to hear what Prime has to say to your dear old dad. As ridiculous as it is, I feel like Optimus Prime is also telling me that I’d be a good father. He also looks like he’s about to grab me and then punch my face.


